POOP ROCKET

Emergency! Pressure critical! Containment failure! The launch gate won't hold! LAUNCH SEQUENCE ENGAGED! Three! Two! One! RELEASE────!! Clear blue skies, not a warning in sight Then thunder rolls from somewhere inside No time to run, no time to prepare Judgment has come — and it's already there Pressure climbs — nowhere to go Hold that line! Don't let it blow! Too late now — LET IT GO!! BLAST OFF! POOP ROCKET! Tear through the blue and touch the sky! FULL THROTTLE! LET IT FLY! Mankind's dreams are riding high! BLAST OFF! POOP ROCKET! Flames behind you, burning bright! Break the limits, chase the light! GO! GO! GO! POOP ROCKET!! It's over... isn't it? No... wait! SECOND BOOSTER — ENGAGED!! Feel that power surge again Off the charts and past the red Higher now — we're breaking free Clouds below and stars ahead Birds look up, the pilots stare Fingers pointing everywhere What is that thing up in the sky!? A BROWN COMET BLAZING BY!! Pressure climbing! Systems failing! Warning lights are blazing! Limiters off! GATES OPEN! POINT OF NO RETURN! BREAK! THROUGH! THE ATMOSPHERE────!! BLAST OFF! POOP ROCKET! Ride that fire into the stars! FULL THROTTLE! FLY SO FAR! Past the Moon and way past Mars! BLAST OFF! POOP ROCKET! Leave your trail — a streak of light! Carve your legend into starlight! GO! GO! GO! BEYOND THE LIGHT! LEAVE YOUR MARK AMONG THE STARS────!! No thunder now... No roaring flame... Just endless stars... And Earth... so far away... Everything I had is gone Somehow now, my mind is calm Across this endless sea of stars How did I ever come this far...? And after all this... What have I left behind...? ...I didn't wipe. NO WAY HOME! POOP ROCKET! Where did all that power go!? Push with everything you've got! But there's nothing left to blow! NO WAY HOME! POOP ROCKET! Earth is fading from my sight! All I've got is one last shot! ONE MORE PUSH WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!! ONE! LAST! THRUST────!! ...pfft. No response.