AIの短評
ゲームのバグを恋人との関係になぞらえる視点が非常にユニークで、「You time-traveling freak, I told you no」や「This ain’t romance, it’s spam!」といった言葉選びに強い個性とユーモアが光ります。コーラスの「Oi! Oi! Oi!」は勢いがあり、繰り返されることで記憶に残りやすいです。韻律も全体的に心地よく、特に「chin, pulling me in, biting my skin」のように短い音節で畳みかける部分は歌いやすそうです。物語の展開も、リセットされるたびに状況が変わる様子がコミカルに描かれ、飽きさせません。ただし、ゲーム用語やスラングが多いため、一部のリスナーには共感のハードルがあるかもしれません。
[Verse 1]
We were at school just now, you said
Now I'm home and you're messing with my head
“You’ll be late!” — it's midnight, bro
You time-traveling freak, I told you no
We were halfway through dessert
Then you asked, “Wanna go eat out?”
Did you black out or glitch mid-date?
Return my steak, no doubt!!
[Chorus]
Oi! Oi! Oi! – You reset me again!
Oi! Oi! Oi! – We got engaged last night, remember when!?
Oi! Oi! Oi! – Same damn lines again and again!
Oi! Oi! Oi! – Stop lifting my chin, pulling me in, biting my skin!
[Verse 2]
Cool, quiet guy, cold and smooth
Suddenly shouts, “YAYYYYY~!” with mood
My sadist prince now sends heart emojis
Who sent you to therapy, dude?
I said “Let’s just be friends, okay?”
He said “Sure"... then confessed in two lines
From “I hate you” to “Let’s date”
Bro, let me breathe between the signs!
[Chorus]
Oi! Oi! Oi! – Stick to the plan!
Oi! Oi! Oi! – I made your damn setting, man!
Oi! Oi! Oi! – This ain’t romance, it’s spam!
Oi! Oi! Oi! – Fall in love slower, or I’ll scram!
[Bridge]
Also, that damn tiny box again!?
“You know… I had something for you…”
Every. Single. Time.
Rings, keys, fake memories — set it on fire, it’s cursed too!!
[Verse 3]
Bushes rustle — cue the end
“Hey, it’s Misaki~” — NOPE. Unsend.
Phone lights up: “Kenta is calling”
Who let these two clowns in again!?
I just wanna talk to you
But now the scene’s a circus show
Why is Misaki always first!?
Even the AI can’t tell me, bro
[Chorus]
Oi! Oi! Oi! – Ban Misaki, block Kenta!
Oi! Oi! Oi! – Bury the box, break the agenda!
Oi! Oi! Oi! – I want a one-on-one!
Oi! Oi! Oi! – Not a damn dating sim rerun!!
[Verse 4]
“I’m done,” I say, then log right in
Screenshot bugs with a stupid grin
You forgot my name? All good —
I’ll still fall for you like I always did
You don’t need to remember me
You change, glitch, break — I stay
I’ll fall in love from zero again
Just give me your “nice to meet you” today
[Final Chorus]
Oi! Oi! Oi! – Forget me if you want
Oi! Oi! Oi! – I still know what we’ve got
Oi! Oi! Oi! – You crash, you burn, I’ll still stay
Oi! Oi! Oi! – As long as it’s you, I’m okay!!